Suck My Gatorade

I am a mountain biker, a runner, and a heavy drinker. And these three things share something critical in common- The need to rehydrate. You need the electrolytes and the like. You want to believe every beverage commercial you ever saw and none seem to be more effective than the Gatorade ads. It is also entirely delicious.

However, when I saw a headline off of Fazed about the "Gatorade Conspiracy", I had no idea I was in for this.



It sort of gets to the bottom of my compulsory desire to drench my face and chest with Propel.