The Best $1,000 Ever Spent

Littering in Georgia is punishable by fines up to $1,000. That's why I feel like every time I throw my fresh-empty beer cans out the window of my moving pick-up and do not get caught, I feel like I am making money. The beautiful southern landscape is perfect for leaving trash about.

Apparently, whoever buys their coffee at the Dark Sky Cafe agrees to an extent. I saw this downtown while I was walking to work.



In all seriousness, what is the gimmick at the Dark Star? Is it the decor? I never heard of this place and it may as well be a hotel shit-shop or something. But what a grim sounding place?! Maybe it's for gloomy, little emo-goths- the kind that like to litter. I mean, why not just name it the Everyone Dies Cafe? Or the Impending Doom Inn or some shiz...