Low Prices, High Art at Wal-Mart

On a recent trip to Wal-Mart, these bad boys were owning the end-cap:



I can only see half of "Sensible Aroma". I'm sure it's a fine product and all, but the half I can see reminds me of a touilet bowl. Is Wal-Mart saying their shiz-nit don't stick? Take a good look at your circus calibre customer base Wal-Mart. That's quite an assortment of overweight mouth breathers you've managed to attract. The thought of those McDonald's swallowing land manatees getting close to a bathroom summons thoughts of something other and an aroma that's sensible. To me, that represents more of an UnGodly Stench.

I always used to call Wal-Mart the "Lazy-Eyed Over Eaters Flying Nightmare Circus".