Slimmer Waist, Bigger Chest

You know, I tried the vegan thing there for a minute and I was doing pretty well for like a week. I had been borderline vegetarian forever anyhow so I wanted to try it at least. It failed because 1, there is no ranch dressing in a vegan diet. F that. And B, soy makes your boobs bigger. It has something to do with estrogen levels but the fact is, if I can't eat meat, there's no real point in having hot tits.

I still like eating healthy and saw these at a health food store in Marietta:



And yeah... Speaking of pudding: