Horses Make My Crotch Hurt

I really wouldn't know anything about that but if I had to sit on one for a spell, I'm sure my crotch would ache. I'd need to have it massaged. Anyhow, I was heading through Marietta and I found a good reason to finally stop at the cowboy store.



And here's the still pic:



Live life. Love Golf... Honestly, that's probably the best looking bilboard I have ever seen. I bet there are a ton of accidents at that intersection because people driving by become distracted by the advertising excellence. I mean the design is stunning and that tag line? The Shakespeare of ad copy can not be congratulated enough. Yippee Ki Yay, motherfuglets.