Failed Opportunities

Yeah so there's a couple things about this that bother me.


Wasted opportunity...

It's not right, I tell ya. Beyond that, it confuses the nature of papyrus. It's like multiple Santa's at every mall or replacing Becky on Rosanne. Something just doesn't seem right about it. Top that off with the fact that their retail store names in all its san-serif, straight-laced font glory is contaminating searches for the actual papyrus- not the egyptian paper- not the retail store- the freaking font!

Speaking of not sitting right, did you know you could drink this crap?



I remember my mom would put it on my burns like when I got too close to her crack pipe and stuff. I never knew you could drink it.

And speaking of Santa: