A World Without Papyrus

Whenever I go to a dark place and imagine a hard drive crash or a corrupted Paprus font file, I play this song:



Papyrus is gettin' fit again! That's actually Jan Terri in the picture doing some aerobisicing. After she made it big with the single, "Losing You", she lost 400 pounds and banged every dude in Hollywood, including some chicks. The she married Marilyn Manson and was sold into slavery in hell. She's hotter than ever now (on the hellboard music charts) and I can't wait to see her play live when I get there.



Dude I work with made that.

Seth's Mail

He scanned it. And now I want to share it with you, as he did with me. Think about it. Two wholly separate, yet equally awesome designers selected Papyrus as their font and these were printed- from different states! They went on a road trip and post officers from all over handled them until they were dropped into Seth's mailbox at 2434 Wilborn there in Columbus, and he took the time to put these aside to scan for me before masturbating over the missing children's postcard. It's really pretty incredible.





Check out this Jones guy. I don't think there's a more qualified CS out there. He's a double CS. You see that?! That's two C's at once.

Thanks so much Seth. That was a fun one.

It's Always Spring

Always spring...

That could get a little too "Groundhog Day", ya know? Apart from the constantly humping animals everywhere, I'd spend eternity panicing about how fat I'm going to look in my mankini.

This submission comes from Holly, who I want to thank for sending it.

It's probably always spring just so the silvery bird that lays the silvery eggs keep humping more out!

Don't Tread on Me. Tread on the Dance Floor

This looks like it was a lot of fun to make:



Josh sent me this link and I wasn't sure whether it because of the bad-izass little video there on the blog, or the fat fish lunging at the best font ever in the header.



I want a treadmill! I want a fat fish for that matter.

Curry it too much, and this lamb's coming out like a lion

Maybe even coming out the wrong end. The right end here was reached by first selecting the #1 font in the the history of the world and slapping it on the sign designed to help peddle the lamb-chop glop that's sittin' in that thar hot pan.



Actually, despite the owner sort of being a douche, this little Indian food counter at the North Market in Columbus Ohio makes a mean curry dish. It's really good. Anyhow...

Lambchop:



Oh! That Charlie Horse sure is trouble. And speaking of ending, the world, despite speculation, did not end this August 22nd. So to celebrate that, here's what we missed:


Peter & the Wolf - The Fall mp3

That song is amazing.

Donkey Debut

So I am finishing up a cartoon and I was hoping I could share it with ya'all. It's only like a minute. Any feedback would be greatly appreciated!



Let's get wasted!

Horses Make My Crotch Hurt

I really wouldn't know anything about that but if I had to sit on one for a spell, I'm sure my crotch would ache. I'd need to have it massaged. Anyhow, I was heading through Marietta and I found a good reason to finally stop at the cowboy store.



And here's the still pic:



Live life. Love Golf... Honestly, that's probably the best looking bilboard I have ever seen. I bet there are a ton of accidents at that intersection because people driving by become distracted by the advertising excellence. I mean the design is stunning and that tag line? The Shakespeare of ad copy can not be congratulated enough. Yippee Ki Yay, motherfuglets.

These People Need (heart)

Seriously. They're looking for it.

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=13&t=10912

Doin' A Body Good

Amazon is selling a product that people can't stop talking about.



Check out the comments for that cow mammary nectar.

Jekyll & Hyde

There is a beast within, but relax, there is beauty:



Do your worst Mr. Hyde... I've got ridgid edges.

They should redo that with Dr. Pepper and Mr Peanut. Thanks to Brandon for submitting that one.

It's Yoga!

... on another cell phone video:



Check out the cost! It's $150 for all three days. Wow, what a good deal (for Sonam).

I'd Love to Sign Yer Baby

I was at a loss for subject lines.

But Holly wrote to share this:



It doesn't get any easier than that! Thanks Holly! And check out her blog for some smart, simple, and fun ideas for keeping your apartment from looking like some kind of drunkard's hovel.



On another note, I got some cool news from Amy, who has sent the most submissions to I (heart) Papyrus thus far.

Hi Everyone ,
As most of you know, HGTV came to my studio last November and filmed me making on of my pieces, finally my episode of That's Clever is set to air. TOMORROW. If you live locally, stop by the Graduate at 11:30 and laugh at how silly I look on a BIG screen. The show is on at 12:00. Here is a link to the site so you can record me.....Kyra and Nik are on screen too.....chasing me.....

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/cr_accessories_jewelry/article/0,1789,HGTV_3225_4487934,00.html

Tune in to that if you can. I'm not sure if Papyrus will make it on there but it will be there in spirit.

Welcome Mat Masterpiece

I have been outta town for my High School Reunion in Grafton, Ohio. I got to visit Columbus and Elyria and I got a few Papyrus shots to share over the coming days. Here's the first one I found:

Pudding it all on the line

I got a simple equation.



You (heart) Papyrus. Tapioca pudding (hearts) Papyrus.

You (heart) Tapioca Pudding.

Grab a spoon and face the facts.