Analysts Predict Slump in Gingerbread Housing Market

With the passing of the holidays, you can count on sales in the gingerbread housing sector moving from slim, to none. All the chocolate frosted driveways, gumdrop mailboxes, or hot fudge tubs in the world can't save the industry, leaving ginger bread housing companies to cut back on new home production. Many of the dilapidated treats have been so poorly kept that they have fallen into disrepair, housing drug-addicted gingerbread men and women, and violent gummy bear gangs, often leading to rapes, robberies, and otherwise pointless attacks on happy-face cookies and teddy grahams.



Huh?

All I know is that thing was at Kroger, and they suck because half the crap I buy there seems a day away from expiration or past. Count on seeing the exact same gingerbread house next year.