Stylin' Papyrus

This is an ad out of GQ Magazine that Brandon found. It's for a cologne that claims itself "twice as lucky as the leading brand".



There are a few problems here...

• what's the leading brand of cologne?
• are they suggesting "lucky" to mean the sex version of lucky
• do I only get lucky with Asian pairs
• do they have to be female (or alive)
• I don't wear cologne rendering all of the aforementioned moot

And check it out... It looks a little like it might have booze in it. I'm sure whether you drink it or wear it, it'll mess you up!