Assicons... seriously

So, Friday got a lot better when Josh forwarded this:

Our modern day cave paintings.

Yes folks, after 6 million years of the earth just bein' around- after all the evolution and technology, we finally got to the bottom of it all.

For those of you would like to spread the love (oh and you will, keep reading), here is the full, non-Papyrussed version of the email:

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!

Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail.

As you lean further and further toward creationism, I ask you, how's that for incentive?

And in honor of general Petraeus's mic not working during his first day of testimony in front of congress, I'd like to share with you a song by !!!, off the album Louden up Now on Touch and Go Records. It's crazy. It's apropos. It's by a friggin' band with three !'s!

!!! - Hello, Is This Thing On? (mp3)

And in case you missed it: