Foo-Foo Beer and Prisoner Christmas

For ladies with bad taste, and dudes who asked for a set of tits this Christmas, I want to recommend a Papyrus-laden beer for ya. It's from the makers of Michelob Ultra. It's got beer, pomegranate, and raspberry... Rainbow flag and Astro-Glide sold separately.


If this don't get yer clam jammed, nothing will.

I wanna leave ya with a little video from Brad Neely and the Super Deluxe. Alrighty ya'll. Be safe out there.



Merry Christmas or whatever it is ya celebrate while those nutty Jesus freaks are gettin plastered.