3.30.2007

Learn about God - The Spirit of the Truth

I don't know that words can describe this. Also, the bible may have been sourced from a phone book. (Caution on the language here)



Digg this story too if ya can. We need to get this guy a national show.

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3.29.2007

Clients say some dumb stuff.com

This reminds me of this brochure I was working on back in 2002. The client insisted on writing the copy and we kept asking them for it. They just never got around to sending it but they wanted to see a design. They insisted on seeing something. So, we laid in some "greek" and the client called back to angrily inform us they could not understand whatever language it was.

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The war wages on

It looks as though dissenters are citing this site in their professions of hatred toward the font to rule all fonts.

Drew and Britt beg their audience to refrain from using Papyrus, to which I say, "fine, more for me."

4|20 Design called me childish. If they were brave enough to say it to my face, I'd inform them that their mom is in fact, childish, and they are a bunch of doodyheads.

If Papyrus is such a bad font, why would they use it on books?!





If those naysayers repent and hastily profess their love for Papyrus, I am certain they will be spared when Papyrus and the whore of Babylon assume their place as rulers.

Now what's childish about that?

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3.27.2007

An online game to relate to

Yeah I put a preposition at the end of the title there... what're ya gonna do about it?



Head over to Adult Swim's page and play the most cynical online game I've seen. Very fun. The whole process of picking clothes is a perfect summation of any workday morning. I mean... we get it, you bought a lot of slightly varied, business casual pants and shirts. We get it. Can I just come to work in my underwear now? I mean, you've seen the clothes. You know I have them. Do I really have to put them on or change them daily. ugh!

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3.20.2007

Putting the "rad" in paradise

okay now, apart from the colors, they are being pretty consistent here. I went riding on Sunday (52 miles, ow!) and saw this sign along the way.



If yer ready to accept the fact that the ditch out front will not be eroding into a spectacular marvel in geological majesty, then you could (I said "could") call these guys and they'll build you a nifty little water garden. With a paradise watergarden waterfall, stream, or pond, you can attract mosquitoes and drown strays with an elegance and tranquility not found in regular standing water.

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3.13.2007

You'll want to play with these balls

I mean just look at these fabulous balls- they're just begging to be taken out and held. That woman can't even seem to break her gaze from these astonishing balls. You'll be equally as awestruck.



K I'm done with that. It's a bad ball pun- gone on too long. I saw that bad boy at the Costco. Yeah I'm a member. I can totally get you in.

On a separate note, yet may or may not involve balls (sorry), I had to share this:



Classy, right? They put the "erection" in inserection. And, that's where I usually get lunch.

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3.03.2007

Papyrus moves mud



Mark writes:
There's plenty of Papyrus used here! Feel free to mention it... my sister's site after all... I used Papyrus just cause it seemed to fit when I made the prototype for her site. Now she is managing her site by herself...

It's at http://www.moonwillowstudio.com
Nice stuff! Thanks Mark!

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