Fa la la la la la laaaaa. I can't hear you saying "Christmas" Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa!

Hey ya'all... I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. It's now getting to be that special time of year where you better do everything you can to avoid saying "Christmas" goddammit! Like this bag here that Brandon brought back from Iowa:


Looks like Christmas, smells like Christmas, must be Kwanzaa!

Happy Holidays, mo-fugs.

And for some nice, weird fun, check out some redone sitcom and television show intro sequences by Fatal Farm:



There's a whole list here. Make sure you check out Happy Days and Night Court! F'ed UP!

jibber-licious

I don't know what's happening here but it looks fantastic:


Wait a minute... deer on the papyrus, meat in the corner. Bambi stir-fry!

And a special thanks to Mili who submitted that one, and writes:

This website was advertised in a magazine, and to my delight with a logo! Here's a link to a fine Papyrus sample, a Finnish website that sells reindeer meat:
Deliporo – parasta poroa pöytääsi (Deli reindeer – best reindeer meat to your table)

http://www.deliporo.fi

Enjoy!

cheers,
Mili

Spectacular! Thanks Mili.

Also, I saw this earlier and wanted to share it. It's Will Farrell, John C Reilly, and Adam McKay promoting the importance of going green.

Salsa and a song

Here's some salsa I saw at the store this morning:


Use papyrus when launching any new product or service.

I wanted to share a song as well. Maybe it's my affinity toward swearing in rock music or perhaps it's my joy of gay sex on the basketball court- either way, I think this song is AWESOME.

WHY? - The Hollows [mp3]

Download that shit and rock it as hard as you can. Find out more about the band (WHY!) at their label.

Toyoya bad... Papyrus GOOD!

So, the company where I used to work, 22Squared, formally WestWayne recently got its client, Toyota, into congressional level trouble by suggesting the town of Fresno is lacklustre to some degree.

It depicts two people in a Prius "in the future," where "gas stations will become nothing more than low-budget tourist stops. Like ghost towns ... or Fresno."

After U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein and some other little public pussies got all up in a tiz about it, the ad campaign was reworked to portray Fresno more realistically, as the town of whiney, little cry-babies who have nothing better to do than get all teary-eyed over tv commercials.



You can read the less subjective article here.

Guess what the banner at the top of the page looked like?


Waa. I live in Fresno and sell tile. Waa. Stop making fun of us or I'm telling our senator. Waaa. I used papyrus all over this damn banner. Waaa.

Papyrus opens doors

L Nichols sends in another one:


When my soul isn't stirred, it clumps up and floats to the top.

That thar resume originates from a little website featuring more papyrus and the singing talents of Harlie Sponaugle, soprano extraordinaire.


She either is a muppet, or is wearing one.

Thanks L Nichols!

Papyrus gets BEEFY

Why do I feel like this bag of jerky is screaming at me?


Papyrus takes center stage on the sack of 1,000 messages.

Sew them oats

Saw this at the Big Lots:


Wilford Brimley and the Quaker oats guy used to date.

It's November 5th. For those of you who are interested, there is a money bomb going on at the Ron Paul Campaign site.


I too, enjoy a warm bowl of oatmeal.

He's raised more than 1 million today alone. Be a part of it if you can and throw even 5 bucks at it.

Why knot knit?

Seriously... You got a problem with it? Grab that thimble, thread a needle, get ta' knittin'! Lazy non-knitters, never knittin' shit.


Saw that in Buckhead while looking for a place to buy a gun.

And here's a funny little video on LOL cats. Papyrus makes an appearance at 1 minute and 3 seconds.



For more on the LOL cats, aquatic mammals and buckets, and all around cute/silly fusion, go to icanhascheezburger.com.

Happy Halloween (with Jasmine)

Rad little video by syllabic sorcerer Aesop Rock, and featuring the Mountain Goats', John Darnielle.



And some Papyrus: