religion Papyrus from here to eternity

At this point, it's pretty clear that religion is looking to corner the Papyrus market. I'm cool with that. Today, a guy here in the office said that I look like Jesus, which I guess isn't that bad since Jesus always looked pretty ripped (emaciated). I told this guy, who is a black guy, Jesus was black. He agreed saying, "the version you always see though." So I look like the white version of black Jesus. Anyway, in searching for reference for that claim, I found this site:



And to get an idea as to what that comparison shows:



Just putting that together felt sacrilegious.